God: Bob...
Bob: Now what?
God: I have to say it. You are now the human equivalent of Schrödinger's cat.
Bob: What??!! Are you trying to tell me something?
God: You are now a purely probabilistic phenomena. All your base r belong to us.
Bob: Probable is "OK". Probe-able is not so great. There has been
way too much of that lately, what with getting the tumor scraped down.
Then there is the uber-IV installed in my chest. I feel like an inmate
of Shayol. Will the dromozoa arrive soon?
God: Say your prayers, Bob.
Bob: What??!!
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